Really Bad Jokes

1. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

2. Two atoms are walking down the street bump into each other. One says "Hey! You knocked off one of my electrons" The other replies "Are you Sure?" The first answers "I'm positive".

3. A Buddhist walks into a pizza parlor, asks the cashier, "Make me one with everything".

4. A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The seal replies "Anything but a Canadian Club".

5. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they can't do it. It is a hardware problem.

6. How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it has to want to be changed.

7. The square root of -1 say to pi "Be rational" to which pi replies "Get real".

8. How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the replacement is only available from the apple store and he'll brag about how easy it was to change.

9. What do you use to repair a broken tomato? Tomato paste.

10. Definition of a light year. A year with fewer calories.